December 2010
On Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle
me: DOES HIS MUSTACHE TICKLE WHEN HE KISSES YOU?
caitlin: NO, IT'S SMOOTH. HE CONDITIONS IT.
me: DAMN. THAT'S HOT.
November 2010
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There's plenty of fish in the sea, so stay the...
Yes, I'm Fine.
Fucked up.
Insecure.
Neurotic.
Emotional.
Watchheycheapside:
Control
A few moments ago, I’d changed my status to “I don’t know where my life is going.” And then this came up on my dashboard.
You know that moment when all of a sudden, everything that’s been weighing you down for the past few months, all that you’ve been trying to push to the back of your mind, is suddenly brought up in a rush, and these...
“The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.”
– Marcus Aurelius
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On Pants
daniel: damn. give them back. they're too grey and awesome for you. actually, keep them. i don't care. fucking pocketless fucks, grow some pockets. you dont deserve to house my crotch.
"Bitches would be in damn good shape if they ran...
“If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already won...”
– Who’d’ya think you’re kiddin’? He’s the earth and heaven to you.
“ROSES ARE RED.
VIOLETS ARE BLUE.
FUCK YOU, (MAN)WHORE.”
– IDK HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN BREAK MY HEART BEFORE IT STAYS BROKEN.
Fill in the Blanks
Dear Dickhead, I love you more than there are fishes in the sea and higher than the moon. You have a nice brain. You make me feel the kinds of things that inspire people to create art. You are a strange individual. You should stop being such a manwhore. Someday I will fix everything between us. You + me = Poprocks + Soda. If I saw you on the street I’d have to try really hard to remember to...
WatchWhat would it be like to live like this?
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"You Deserve Better"
me: can you prepare a couple of comforting words to relay to me when i get rejected
cliff: sure. "i told you so." hows that?
me: ... fanks
cliff: LOL i meant "awww, he actually loves you. hes just shy."
me: rofl blatant lies are not comforting.
